Riots on whyte ave? I think not.
Had a hella busy weekend. Partied like I was 18 on Friday for Erin and Allison's birthday party. We hung out at o'byrns this great pub on whyte ave. The oilers/san Jose game was on on Friday as well. So of course by 6'O'Clock all of whyte ave was packed. I walked into O'byrns and was shocked because it wasn't so bad. Strutting through the first half of the bar I couldn?t believe my luck, there were spots everywhere. But then I noticed something was not right. Looking around I realized there were no TV's that?s why it was so empty. Frantically I made my way to the rear desperately searching for the hockey game. As I approached the secondary bar area in the back (which is about 1/4 the size of the rest of the bar) I was greeted by a throng of people. Everyone was crammed into the back half watching the game on this 30 inch TV. Needless to say that it was totally packed in the back end. Hmmm totally packed in the back end sounds like a dirty gay song. Luckily as my hobbit like form easily slipped through the inebriated throng I found Erin and Jorge had reserved a huge table in the back for us wooo me! We shared the table of course met some interesting folk (with even more interesting moustaches) from buffalo.

Now you may have heard reports about rioting on whyte ave after the oilers won (woooo oilers btw). I walked up and down that street and while it was packed with joyous drunken revelry (and about a billion hot cops mmmmmmmm something about a man in uniform) there was no riot atmosphere. Everyone was so happy and friendly even the cops were smiling and in good moods (which is exceedingly rare on whyte).

Yes 2 guys got stabbed just off whyte that night. When you think about it though considering there was over 10 thousand people in the streets and those were the only injuries its amazing how controlled the crowd was. Now don?t get me wrong there was some stupididity but in any crowd you are going to get a couple of meathead douchebags who want to do something stupid. Given how those retards are usually on whyte ave anyway on a Friday night I am amazed that there wasn't anything worse than two possible gangbangers poking each other with sharp things.

The media portrayal of whyte after the game was totally blown out of proportion, please do not believe anything you heard from the news media it was 90% sensationalist trash. I was there I know.

Saturday I went to the roost with Vanessa for her birthday. It was her first time there and she seemed to have fun. I had an OK time. Apparently tho boys don't hit on me because I put off a "vibe" (so says Vanessa and Ev) which is true and which I'm OK with because when I go to the bar I don't go to pick up, I go to dance and have fun. I must admit however the vain little bastard in me would love to have a drink bought for him just once by a guy who was interested, hell I would settle for a wink or you know a vigorous gangbang in the bathroom.... well maybe not the last one.

Is there a school I can go to learn how to bar flirt? Even if there was I bet the bathrooms there would be filthy!